The Kool Aid Man
This guy is number on one our list. He comes crashing through your wall and his body language says 'I'm here to party'. The Kool Aid Man is not selfish either - he always brings along ice cold refreshments for everyone. Sure, he is a bit of a bull in a China shop and we would prefer that he use the front door, but the big red pitcher of sugary goodness means well and that’s why he has an open invitation at our house.
Spuds MacKenzie was the party dog of the 1980's that surprisingly, was portrayed by a female bull terrier named Honey Tree Evil Eye. Weird huh? But we will always remember Spuds as the brewski loving frat dog who was surrounded by babes. Sorta the strong and silent type, everyone had a good time when Spuds was around. He is like the Kool Aid mans side kick in our world, and they can make or break the party.
The Tick and Arthur
So if you captured Bigfoot and spray painted him blue you'd get something like the Tick. He is an 8 foot tall, low IQ frat boy type who hangs out with a chubby moth. Weird yea. But that’s just dope. We could see the Tick helping you do a keg stand. Arthur will probably be holding up a wall in the corner, but he is a nice enough guy to help you clean up the mess when the party's over. The only down side we see is that a drunk Tick is probably going to be yelling a lot of nonsensical things like "Spoon!" ... but it's a small price to pay for the assistance he offers by carrying those heavy beer kegs.
Jem and the Holograms
You have to invite some girls to the party, so why not some sexy rocker types with lots of friends? Jem and the Holograms were a super group from the 80's that can set the vibe by providing tunes for the party. Jem can also provide her own hologram light show that will be way better and trippier than the black light posters in your room after you've crushed those Bud Lights that Spuds MacKenzie brought along. The Holograms have some rival bands called the Misfits and the Stingers that are bound to show up as well, so that means girl fights.
The California Raisins
We have paid homage to the California Raisins before, and they have a top spot on our party guest list. This Motown and jazz playing band can set a soulful mood to wind down the night after Jem and the Holograms opening set. The California Raisins are ugly enough to not steal the girl you've been hooking up with all night, but probably will anyway because they are that cool.
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