Man rubbed produce on bare behind, then put it back on store shelf
A man is accused of rubbing his bare behind on produce at a grocery store before placing the food back on display.
Police said Michael Dwayne Johnson, 27, pulled down his pants and began rubbing produce onto his buttocks at a Giant grocery in suburban Washington D.C., according to WTTG-TV.
He then put the food items back, forcing store employees to destroy several pallets of produce, police said.
It's unclear what kind of produce was used, but a police spokeswoman said the police report listed the ruined produce as fruit.
Johnson was charged with destruction of property and indecent exposure.