Sonic Bomb Extra-Loud Alarm Clock
Most of us here at BDSC are what you would call sound sleepers. After long nights writing and philosophizing...it's pretty hard for us to get out of bed in the morning. A quick survey of the office shows that we get between 4 and 6 hours of sleep per night. That's why we need a lot of heavy duty coffee and multiple alarms set to that annoying rooster ring tone to even have a chance of getting out of bed in the morning.
Hey, we know it's not the best lifestyle but once a zombie always a zombie.
Multiple alarms definitely helps when your a night owl functioning in a 9-5 world - but every now and then, when the long nights catch up with us, we still oversleep. It's usually at the worst possible time: the day of a job interview, or when the big wigs from the home office are in town, or as one staffer told us, the day he had a breakfast date with a night shift working nurse who's last text the night before was "after our date let's play doctor".
You see, he didn't make it to that date, or get to play doctor to the 5'-2" blonde bombshell nurse with a spanking fetish - all because he overslept. By several hours. She didn't call him back after that and he was pretty sure that she was wifey material. That's a pretty life changing moment that could have been easily avoided with the Sonic Alert Sonic Bomb Extra-Loud Alarm Clock.
The Sonic Bomb has an extra powerful and extra-loud dual alarm with an adjustable volume and tone control. The main alarm is 113db - almost as loud as your ex-girlfriend when she found the sploshing videos on your I-Phone. Built-in pulsating lights might make you think a UFO is landing outside your window but help to grab your attention in the morning. A bonus is the powerful 12-volt bed shaker that you can put underneath your mattress or pillow to be violently shaken awake - just like mom would do.
The Sonic Bomb Extra-Loud Alarm Clock is also great for musicians and heavy metal music fans, or your grandma. Really, anyone who has went a little hard of hearing. It has almost five stars on Amazon after 6,000+ reviews. For $30, if it saves just one date with a spanking fetish nurse then it's worth its weight in gold. Get one by clicking here.