Illuminati Gift Shop?
Now the Illuminati isn't exactly a family friendly establishment, but let's suppose that Bohemian Grove had a gift shop. I mean, after those long weekends away on a "business trip" the kids are bound to expect daddy to walk in the door with a present or two from his travels. No kid wants a touristy t-shirt. No, what a kid wants is toys. So we did a search and came up with the best Illuminati toys we could find. We hope it makes Christmas shopping easier for you this holiday season.
Most of these and others are actually available through a website called Truther Toys.
Check it out by clicking here.