Illuminati Scammers

January 2, 2019

 

Our buddies over at Zesty Things have a hilarious series running called Illuminati Scammers. They actual get so many emails from alleged members of the secret society that the collection of emails has reached four parts. Deep down we were always a little jealous that we didn't get an offer to join. Well it turns out, patience is rewarded when it comes to the Illuminati. 2019 is off to a fabulous start for us and we finally have received an offer to join!

 

In what was labeled as a top secret correspondence, Illuminati representative FrankLin Quavo (yes, he does capitalize the L in the middle of his name) sent us the following offer:
 

TESTIMONY ON HOW I BECAME INSTANT MILLIONAIRE WITH THE HELP OF ILLUMINATI Hello viewers, i want to use this opportunity to thank Mr.who finally helped me to become a full member of the Great Illuminati Brotherhood and now i am living my life in happiness. I am bacoules Sebastian, I was once indigent and lived my life in extreme poverty, the standard of living became so poor and low that I even thought of killing myself, I was deeply strangled up by poverty and I had no body to help me, to eat was a problem to me and my family. Until I met with a great generous illuminate man by name Mr. stefy who told me there would be no need for me to die and he introduced me into realm of riches and fame. He told me to get my membership form which i did, and he told me to get ready for my initiation day and that all new members will be given a certain reward of $50,000 USD cash on my initiation day, i was so happy. so i was initiated to the Illuminati world and few days later i was awarded a contract worth of millions of Dollars, in my business i am doing very well right now, I did exactly what i was ask to do and today the story has change, i have up to $100,000000 USD in my bank account, I am a living testimony, my dream and all the wealth, fame, success and riches, i have ever desired is been made a reality. All the same thanks to Mr.markwho made my dreams a reality by helping me become a member of the great illuminate. Hurry up now and contact us +2348161646227

 

What do you think? Should we contact 'Mr. stefy' and begin our initiation to the Illuminati? We have not called the number, maybe you should and tell us how it goes. 

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